how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
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My body is my temple and sometimes my temple wants cheesecake.
| — | Kortnie Coles (via smile-youre-amazing) |
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
